is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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