Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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