Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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