why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
honey bunches of taint.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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