Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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