am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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