I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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