i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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