can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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