I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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