I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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