I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I cannot find my penis.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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