Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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