I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Princesses don't give blow jobs
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Randomize
