it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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