I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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