i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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