Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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