just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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