marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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