belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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