Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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