Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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