He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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