Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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