Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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