so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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