youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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