Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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