My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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