yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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