I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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