Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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