Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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