so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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