The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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