Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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