But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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