so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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