It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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