Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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