at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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