he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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