i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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