So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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