I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I party with great urgency now.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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