I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize