eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i need some magic done to my vagina
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
