I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm experimenting with sincerity
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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