Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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