Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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