I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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