Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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