dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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